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Wogic is the art of Wurm Logic. Perfected over the last decade it is, simply put, the 'Flawless' actions unique to Wurm Online.

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a term used to describe something quirky about [[Basic Knowledge|Wurm]] that just doesn't seem quite right or logical.

Wogic dictates:
* You must polish the glowing hot metal object with a bundle of fur!
* You must sharpen the metal ball!
* Needing a [[mallet]] to improve a mallet.
* Needing a [[hammer]] to improve a hammer.
* Needing [[water]] to improve a [[clay]] item but not having a liquid container to hold it in (despite being right next to a pond/lake ''filled'' with water that the clay item can't simply be dipped into or water picked up by activating a hand on it).
* (No longer possible.) Attaching an [[anchor]] to a [[mooring rope]] and, if failing, the anchor becomes [[lead scrap]]. ''Only'' the rope should be lost (or just [[damage]]d, even more logically).
* [[Pile of dirt|Dirt]] taking damage and "crumbling to dust". Dirt doesn't [[decay]]...ever! If anything, when dirt is in a [[Pile of items|pile]], it should go back into the closest tile corner instead of magically disappearing out of existence. The universe doesn't work like that... And when dirt is in a [[container]] it should stay there forever.
* (No longer possible) Fitting large [[unfinished]] items in a [[pottery flask|flask]] or any other [[container]] that is too small to hold the item. Likewise, unfinished items weighing far more than their finished counterparts.
* (No longer possible) Building [[ship]]s in a [[cart]].
* Holding the [[water]] to temper a hot item.
* [[Shaft]]s are longer than the [[log]]s they are made from.
* Having the ability to equip massive objects like [[tree]]s and unfinished ships and unfinished guard towers.
* Being able to put a 12 kg [[hide]] in a [[backpack]] but not a 0.2 kg [[pelt]].
* Being able to bury a [[corpse]] while in a [[large cart]] but can't dig, pack, plant flowers/sprouts, etc.
* Being "too far away to eat" despite having the food right there with you.
* Using a [[yoyo]] is impossible while riding a boat, even if it is moored. It is possible while swimming.
* Tempering items in boiling water.
* [[Silver|Silver altars]] or [[Gold altar]]s are improved without heating them up, despite being [[Jewelry Smithing]].
* Snuffing a glowing hot [[Lantern]], even when in a lit [[Forge]] will instantly cool it down.
* Mining a roof gives you a warning "The roof sounds strangely hollow. You must mine the other corners if you want to create an opening." But your are unable to mine out a "sunroof" in the roof.
* A [[measuring jug]] can fit into a backpack, but a [[water skin]] cannot.
* A small [[rowing boat]] requires 4 seats to make but can only hold 3 people
* A [[small sailing boat]] requres 4 seats to make, but hold 5 people
* Some spells like [[Locate soul]] are available below 30 faith, but 30 faith are needed to be a priest
* [[Lunchbox|Lunchboxes]] are made of [[lead sheet]]s, even though [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_poisoning lead is poisonous].
* Reading a recipe makes it instantly crumble away to nothing.
* Green apples are red while hanging on a tree when they are in season.
* When improving a waterskin, you will have to punch holes into it with an awl.
* By combining olive oil, a pottery jar, and a needle, you can craft a compass, thats made of brass.
* A large cart says ''A fairly large two wheel cart designed to be dragged by an animal'', but its actually designed for 2 animals

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Bhswat: 1 версия импортирована

wp>Oluffus в 19:05, 3 апреля 2026